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Couch Protector Blanket
Couch Protector Blanket
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Couch Protector Blanket

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy blanket.

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I am not a couch potato, I am a couch protector. This noble beast is ENDANGERED by outsiders like you. I just can't let you disrupt this couch's natural habitat by sitting here. Squat on your favorite couch and protect it from unnatural predators who want to sit on it as well with this funny lazy blanket.
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