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B*tches get Sutures Pullovers
B*tches get Sutures Pullover
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B*tches get Sutures Pullovers

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Bitches don't just get regular stitches, they get sutures. Stitches are for those without any first aid training or any knowledge in the medical field at all. So get with it and sit out of the nurses way because in the world of not giving a sh*t bitches get sutures as long as this nurse has anything to do with it.

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Bitches don't just get regular stitches, they get sutures. Stitches are for those without any first aid training or any knowledge in the medical field at all. So get with it and sit out of the nurses way because in the world of not giving a sh*t bitches get sutures as long as this nurse has anything to do with it.
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Bitches don't just get regular stitches, they get sutures. Stitches are for those without any first aid training or any knowledge in the medical field at all. So get with it and sit out of the nurses way because in the world of not giving a sh*t bitches get sutures as long as this nurse has anything to do with it.

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Shelby C.2020-09-12

I love it!

I love it!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Elizabeth R.2019-12-16

Hit

Love Love Love! Everyone at the party thought it was hilarious.
Color irish_green
Size 3x
Jeff B.2019-12-14

Great quality

Great quality and perfect fit! I'm 5'2 115 and I like it a little oversized so I got a medium! It's perfect! Men's medium are usually bigger than this medium but I guess bc it's unisex it's pretty on point with sizing!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Kathryn F.2019-11-07

Super-Cute!

Soft, and fits as expected. So cute!
Color athletic_maroon
Size sm
Christina M.2019-11-01

Perfect

I love cheekily imposing my way of life on others. The sweatshirt feels high quality and I'm glad I bought it!
Color athletic_maroon
Size md
Oliver R.2019-10-28

Love it!

One of my new favorite sweatshirts!!
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Amber M.2019-10-28

Very cool sweatshirt

Very cool sweatshirt
Color athletic_black
Size lg
Victoria E.2019-10-27

It was great.

It was great.
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
Ali D.2019-10-27

I like it

it looks great
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Morgann B.2019-10-26

Amazing!

Amazing! Great quality & its soooo cozy
Color sand
Size lg
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