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I Run Better Than The Government Tote Bag
I Run Better Than The Government Tote
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I Run Better Than The Government Tote Bag

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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this tote bag is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Obama, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!

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No matter how bad you are at running one thing is certain: you're better at running than the government! Perfect for staying in shape during the shutdown! Congress has been really dysfunctional lately, so even if you hardly jog at all this tote bag is still true! Perfect for those concerned about fitness, the government, congress, Obama, the budget, and just about everything wrong with Washington DC right now!
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