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All I Want For Christmas Is A Functional Congress T-Shirt
All I Want For Christmas Is A Functional Congress Tee
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All I Want For Christmas Is A Functional Congress T-Shirt

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Is that really so much to ask? Actually, yes. It'd be a real Christmas Miracle for Santa to swoop down and leave some damn common sense under the tree over at Congress, but we can hope. Grab this snarky holiday shirt today and pray for a functional legislative branch. Or at the very least, put them on the naughty list.

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Is that really so much to ask? Actually, yes. It'd be a real Christmas Miracle for Santa to swoop down and leave some damn common sense under the tree over at Congress, but we can hope. Grab this snarky holiday shirt today and pray for a functional legislative branch. Or at the very least, put them on the naughty list.
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