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All I Want For Christmas Is An Ounce Of Control Over My God Damn Body Baseball Tee
All I Want For Christmas Is An Ounce Of Control Over My God Damn Body Baseball
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Hey Santa! You can skip the presents and just start pelting coal at all the congressmen trying to take away my reproductive freedoms. Man sakes alive, it would be super primo to have even an ounce of control over my own goddamn body in this frantic and patriarchal world. If you're ready for awkward political table talk over dinner this holiday season, look no further than this feminist Christmas shirt!

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Hey Santa! You can skip the presents and just start pelting coal at all the congressmen trying to take away my reproductive freedoms. Man sakes alive, it would be super primo to have even an ounce of control over my own goddamn body in this frantic and patriarchal world. If you're ready for awkward political table talk over dinner this holiday season, look no further than this feminist Christmas shirt!
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Hey Santa! You can skip the presents and just start pelting coal at all the congressmen trying to take away my reproductive freedoms. Man sakes alive, it would be super primo to have even an ounce of control over my own goddamn body in this frantic and patriarchal world. If you're ready for awkward political table talk over dinner this holiday season, look no further than this feminist Christmas shirt!

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Matthew O.2019-04-30

Conversation Starter

The shirt is great! Fast delivery. Excellent choice.
Color athletic_gray_black
Size xl
Miriam M.2019-04-09

Very soft material, super cute

Very soft material, super cute shirt
Color athletic_gray_navy
Size xl
Jennifer J.2019-03-12

Always soft and comfy

I have several of these raglan shirts and I enjoy them greatly.
Color oatmeal_black
Size xl
Kristin S.2019-01-20

Bit snugger than I was

Bit snugger than I was expecting, but great quality
Color oatmeal_black
Size sm
Tisha P.2019-01-07

Shut your 🎶 shirt

Clever and funny , Good quality, fast shipping, my boyfriend Loves it👍
Color athletic_gray_black
Size md
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