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All I Want For Christmas Is An Ounce Of Control Over My God Damn Body Racerback Tank
All I Want For Christmas Is An Ounce Of Control Over My God Damn Body Racerback
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Hey Santa! You can skip the presents and just start pelting coal at all the congressmen trying to take away my reproductive freedoms. Man sakes alive, it would be super primo to have even an ounce of control over my own goddamn body in this frantic and patriarchal world. If you're ready for awkward political table talk over dinner this holiday season, look no further than this feminist Christmas shirt!

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Hey Santa! You can skip the presents and just start pelting coal at all the congressmen trying to take away my reproductive freedoms. Man sakes alive, it would be super primo to have even an ounce of control over my own goddamn body in this frantic and patriarchal world. If you're ready for awkward political table talk over dinner this holiday season, look no further than this feminist Christmas shirt!
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