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All I Want For Christmas Is An Ounce Of Control Over My God Damn Body

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Hey Santa! You can skip the presents and just start pelting coal at all the congressmen trying to take away my reproductive freedoms. Man sakes alive, it would be super primo to have even an ounce of control over my own goddamn body in this frantic and patriarchal world. If you're ready for awkward political table talk over dinner this holiday season, look no further than this feminist Christmas shirt!

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Hey Santa! You can skip the presents and just start pelting coal at all the congressmen trying to take away my reproductive freedoms. Man sakes alive, it would be super primo to have even an ounce of control over my own goddamn body in this frantic and patriarchal world. If you're ready for awkward political table talk over dinner this holiday season, look no further than this feminist Christmas shirt!

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Hey Santa! You can skip the presents and just start pelting coal at all the congressmen trying to take away my reproductive freedoms. Man sakes alive, it would be super primo to have even an ounce of control over my own goddamn body in this frantic and patriarchal world. If you're ready for awkward political table talk over dinner this holiday season, look no further than this feminist Christmas shirt!
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Mary B.2018-09-06

as pictured

I am satisfied with the t shirt. The only reason it did not get a 5 star review is because it smelled of vinegar. I washed the shirt and gave it as a gift. The recipient was overjoyed.
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Joanne R.2018-08-16

RBG as icon

Excellent t-shirt, fast shipping = all good
Color white
Size lg
Tamara S.2018-08-01

Always Hungry

Thank you for the quick and easy sizing assistance, large fits perfectly on a 10 year old! Great quality of not only material but also print. Shirt made my son Pilot so **HaPpY**!!!
Color Athletic Denim
Size large
Judy O.2018-07-29

Bacon T-shirt

Nice t-shirt and grandson loves it. Very good quality.
Color Gray
Size medium
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