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The Patriarchy Gets Coal For Christmas Tank Top
The Patriarchy Gets Coal For Christmas Tank
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The Patriarchy Gets Coal For Christmas Tank Top

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The patriarchy has been very very bad for many many years. Not only do they deserve coal on Christmas, they deserve to be smashed! Bring out your inner holiday feminist with this christmas feminist shirt! Help Santa take down the patriarchal male!

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The patriarchy has been very very bad for many many years. Not only do they deserve coal on Christmas, they deserve to be smashed! Bring out your inner holiday feminist with this christmas feminist shirt! Help Santa take down the patriarchal male!
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