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Life's Too Short To Read Shitty Books Tote Bag
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Listen, we just don't have the time on this earth to devote any of it to reading terrible books. So, do yourself a favor and stick to books that'll be a worthwhile investment. This tote bag is perfect for bookworms, book elitists, novel nerds, fans of classic literature, and people will a low tolerance for bad writing

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