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The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue Racerback Tank
The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue Racerback
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This badass quote is sometimes attributed to the witty wisecrack writer Dorothy Parker, and sometimes to the comedian/musician Oscar Levant. Who ever said it, the meaning is clear- always keep your wits sharp! This inspirational floral shirt features the quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" with a feminist flavor! Perfect for coming up with biting comebacks & witty, on point insults.

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This badass quote is sometimes attributed to the witty wisecrack writer Dorothy Parker, and sometimes to the comedian/musician Oscar Levant. Who ever said it, the meaning is clear- always keep your wits sharp! This inspirational floral shirt features the quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" with a feminist flavor! Perfect for coming up with biting comebacks & witty, on point insults.
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This badass quote is sometimes attributed to the witty wisecrack writer Dorothy Parker, and sometimes to the comedian/musician Oscar Levant. Who ever said it, the meaning is clear- always keep your wits sharp! This inspirational floral shirt features the quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" with a feminist flavor! Perfect for coming up with biting comebacks & witty, on point insults.

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Michelle B.2019-01-01

Great!

Perfect saying, great fit, fast delivery!
Color lavender
Size lg
Laura M.2018-12-29

New favorite shirt!

I loved this design so much, and I'm very impressed with the quality of the printing. Shirt fits well, but I usually wear a small and this time got a junior's large. Pay attention to the sizing info, and you should be fine! Worth the money. It's my new favorite shirt!
Color lavender
Size lg
JoAnn M.2018-12-07

Fits too tight but I’ll

Fits too tight but I’ll wear it with a sleeved shirt or sweater. The sizing is waaaaaay off.
Color athletic_gray
Size 2x
Carina V.2018-11-26

You Can’t Lift With Us

Nicely Fitted. Vibrant pink color. Loved it!!
Color deep_pink
Size md
Sabrina B.2018-11-07

Love it

Love it
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
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