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Today's Forecast: 99% Chance Of Me Staying Inside Alone On The Internet Baby One-Piece
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Regardless of the real weather outside, let everyone know what your true geeky day is going to be spent doing with this nerdy introvert themed shirt! Whether you're a student at college or hanging out on a day off from work, there's just a 1% chance that you're going to be persuaded to leave the relaxing comfort of your nice warm couch or bed and the loving hug that the internet provides!

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Regardless of the real weather outside, let everyone know what your true geeky day is going to be spent doing with this nerdy introvert themed shirt! Whether you're a student at college or hanging out on a day off from work, there's just a 1% chance that you're going to be persuaded to leave the relaxing comfort of your nice warm couch or bed and the loving hug that the internet provides!
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Sherri H.2018-08-06

Mufasa Onsie

Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 6 months
Cecilia A.2018-08-04

I hella love it!

I can't wait until I see my grandson in it!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 12 months
John R.2018-07-27

great service, small size

I was excited to find the "Thick Thighs Save Lives" merchandise that included baby onesies. Pricing was good, service was fast. Material seems to be good. The only problem I have is that the ladies medium t shirt is extremely small. When I first took it out of the package my first impression was that it looked more like a boys medium or at best a women's small. I needed it as a gift so I had to give it to my friend along with the info about exchanging it so hoping that she does. She is going to request a large and hope that it fits or is not too big. Not sure if this is typical or if a mistake but would recommend overall but be sure and check the sizing when it is received.
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 24 months
Irma Z.2018-05-14

Cute

Cute, well made
Color heathered_light_gray_rs
Size 6mos
Kevin P.2018-05-13

Evil Morty

My buddy’s wife is pregnant with a little evil Morty.
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Size 6mos
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