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Stop Being a Dick Blanket
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Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.

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Can you not??? It would be really cool if you stopped being such a dick, like, in general, please stop. Help fight against the patriarchy with this passive aggressive feminist "stop being a dick" floral blanket perfect for calling out assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything.

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Jonathan L.2018-10-05

Great Blanket

Awesome blanket! Showed up on time!
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Jonathan L.2018-09-17

Shining Blanket

Awesome and comfy blanket!
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rudy n.2018-09-03

Feels Good Looks Good

Looks amazing feels crazy soft i love it, wish I could order an even bigger one.
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