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I'm So Gay I Can't Even Park Straight

Whi18 Inch Tote Bag
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Oops. Oops. Oops. My bad. My queerness is almost on par with my inability to parallel park or execute a flawless 3-point turn. Whether you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, or nowhere near the binary, grab this funny LGBT design and get your pride in gear!

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Our Tote Bags are made from poly-poplin fabric and feature a dye-sublimation print on the front and back of the bag. They are washable, hand-sewn with double stitched seams and stress points to ensure durability, and feature a 1" wide, 30" long cotton strap. Printed in the USA.{{ sku }}
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