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Someone's lifestyle can be a dealbreaker in any kind of relationship...and people can call you a hippie for it if they way, but living sustainably is one of yours! Whether you're into freeganism, sustainability, conservation, or other alternative, green lifestyle choices, this funny parody shirt is sure to catch a few eyes.

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Someone's lifestyle can be a dealbreaker in any kind of relationship...and people can call you a hippie for it if they way, but living sustainably is one of yours! Whether you're into freeganism, sustainability, conservation, or other alternative, green lifestyle choices, this funny parody shirt is sure to catch a few eyes.
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