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Too Dumb For New York, Too Ugly for L.A. Tank Top
Too Dumb For New York, Too Ugly for L.A. Tank
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Too Dumb For New York, Too Ugly for L.A. Tank Top

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Not California pretty or smart enough for NYC? Find your place in the Midwest with this Too Dumb For New York, Too Ugly for LA tank.

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Mayra N.2019-03-12

I really should’ve been a cowboy

Fits comfortably and the graphic is great!
Color white
Size md
MaryAnne G.2019-03-11

Redneck Macgyver T's

Perfect fit and a hit at the event.
Color heathered_blue_bc
Size xl
Sarah R.2019-03-11

Love this!

Such a cute little shirt. Had some issues with the printing and they sent out a new one, printed perfectly for free.
Color black
Size xs
Ashlie L.2019-02-27

Super nice quality!

The shirt came pretty fast and once it was washed, it's soft and comfy.
Color black
Size md
Tracy A.2019-02-20

Shirts arrived exactly as pictured

Shirts arrived exactly as pictured and were perfect for our team! There was a delay in the UPS shipping but customer service took are of the issues quickly and to my satisfaction.
Color heathered_gray_bc
Size 2x
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