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I'm Not A Witch Blanket
I'm Not A Witch Blanket
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I'm Not A Witch Blanket

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If you're legitimately sad over the fact that you're not a witch then this blanket is for you! I mean, when I finished Harry Potter and tried to do a wingardium leviosa spell and it didn't work, I was crushed. Maybe I'm just not praying to Satan or the Mother Goddess hard enough. This design features a pattern full of occult symbols such as: planetary symbols, seasonal symbols, element symbols, the Triple Goddess symbol, and a pentacle. Perfect for the aspiring witch in your life!

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If you're legitimately sad over the fact that you're not a witch then this blanket is for you! I mean, when I finished Harry Potter and tried to do a wingardium leviosa spell and it didn't work, I was crushed. Maybe I'm just not praying to Satan or the Mother Goddess hard enough. This design features a pattern full of occult symbols such as: planetary symbols, seasonal symbols, element symbols, the Triple Goddess symbol, and a pentacle. Perfect for the aspiring witch in your life!
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If you're legitimately sad over the fact that you're not a witch then this blanket is for you! I mean, when I finished Harry Potter and tried to do a wingardium leviosa spell and it didn't work, I was crushed. Maybe I'm just not praying to Satan or the Mother Goddess hard enough. This design features a pattern full of occult symbols such as: planetary symbols, seasonal symbols, element symbols, the Triple Goddess symbol, and a pentacle. Perfect for the aspiring witch in your life!

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XENG L.2018-12-04

Super cute

I was a huge Sailor Moon fan as a child and still am to this day so when I saw this blanket, I had to have it! It's soft and warm and totally reminds me of Serena laying in bed with Luna. The only thing was it only has designs on one side, the other side is blank but it doesn't bother me all that much. Wish they made a comforter version. But for now, I will be able to fight evil by moonlight! Thanks for the memories.
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Amy N.2018-12-04

Nice quality!

I got this as a Christmas gag/usable gift for my best friend. The quality is very nice for the price, I'm hoping it washes well!! Can't wait to give it to her!
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Jonathan L.2018-10-05

Great Blanket

Awesome blanket! Showed up on time!
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Jonathan L.2018-09-17

Shining Blanket

Awesome and comfy blanket!
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rudy n.2018-09-03

Feels Good Looks Good

Looks amazing feels crazy soft i love it, wish I could order an even bigger one.
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