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Eat Turkey, Hail Satan Tank Top
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Eat Turkey, Hail Satan Tank Top

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The only thing you're thankful for this holiday is the devil himself. Show the family the true goth you are with this satanist thanksgiving shirt that says "Eat Turkey, Hail Satan" because nothing makes you feel more evil than some turkey and stuffing.

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The only thing you're thankful for this holiday is the devil himself. Show the family the true goth you are with this satanist thanksgiving shirt that says "Eat Turkey, Hail Satan" because nothing makes you feel more evil than some turkey and stuffing.
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