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An Apple A Day Keeps The Basics At Bay Baby One-Piece
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Tired of putting up with the basic bitches of the world? You know how the old saying goes- An apple a day keeps those basics at bay. Grab some healthy healthy fruit to hone your sass like a focused laser and blast the haters off the face of the earth. And if that doesn't work, just chuck the core at them. Grab this funny food shirt and pray, pray for those basics.

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Tired of putting up with the basic bitches of the world? You know how the old saying goes- An apple a day keeps those basics at bay. Grab some healthy healthy fruit to hone your sass like a focused laser and blast the haters off the face of the earth. And if that doesn't work, just chuck the core at them. Grab this funny food shirt and pray, pray for those basics.
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