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I've Never Been Held Hostage But I Have Been On A Group Text Crewneck Sweatshirt
I've Never Been Held Hostage But I Have Been On A Group Text Pullover
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I've Never Been Held Hostage But I Have Been On A Group Text Crewneck Sweatshirt

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This funny shirt features the phrase "I've never been held hostage but I have been on a group text" and is perfect for people who hate being included on mass texts! Ideal for school, work, college, university, shopping for phones, or just kicking back getting incessant texts!

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This funny shirt features the phrase "I've never been held hostage but I have been on a group text" and is perfect for people who hate being included on mass texts! Ideal for school, work, college, university, shopping for phones, or just kicking back getting incessant texts!
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