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Don't Tell Me What I Can't Eat For Breakfast Crewneck Sweatshirt
Don't Tell Me What I Can't Eat For Breakfast Pullover
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Don't Tell Me What I Can't Eat For Breakfast Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Excuse me don't tell me I can't eat pizza and cake for breakfast I am an adult with responsibilities and duties and standards to uphold and I am allowed to throw trash into my body 24/7 all year if I'd like. Screw diets, eat whatever the hell you want with this funny assertive junk food shirt perfect for eating junk food in. Treat yo self.

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Excuse me don't tell me I can't eat pizza and cake for breakfast I am an adult with responsibilities and duties and standards to uphold and I am allowed to throw trash into my body 24/7 all year if I'd like. Screw diets, eat whatever the hell you want with this funny assertive junk food shirt perfect for eating junk food in. Treat yo self.
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