Beachin' Savings on Shirts, Socks and Mugs! ⛱
FREE US SHIPPING OVER $50 | FREE EXCHANGES & RETURNS
X

{{flyoutData.latestItem.title}}

${{flyoutData.latestItem.discounts.price}}${{flyoutData.latestItem.discounts.bogo_price}}
${{flyoutData.latestItem.price}}Style: {{flyoutData.latestItem.inventory_description}}Size: {{flyoutData.latestItem.size.description}}Color: {{flyoutData.latestItem.color}}Quantity: 1
1 item was added to your cart. Checkout
I Don't Eat Food. Crewneck Sweatshirt
I Don't Eat Food. Pullover
{{ currentStyleName }} / {{ currentColorName }}({{ sku }})

I Don't Eat Food. Crewneck Sweatshirt

${{ currentPromotionPrice.toFixed(2) }}${{ currentBasePrice.toFixed(2) }}

${{ currentBasePrice.toFixed(2) }}

I don't eat food I completely devour it like a starving, rabid animal. Table manners just aren't a thing that I understand or will attempt. My only goal when I get a plate of eats in front of me is to put it in my stomach and that is absolutely it. So don't get mad if I don't adhere to your definition of table manners because I will be done eating quickly and be out of your hair.

  • {{ categoryName }}
{{ typeData.description == 'Pullover' ? 'Crewneck Sweatshirt' : typeData.description }}

Select Style



{{ styleData.description }}

Select Size

Size Guide

Color


{{ title.text }}
{{ currentStyle.description }}
${{ basePrice }}
${{ salePrice }}

Choose your color

Choose Your Size

Please select a size before adding to cart
{{ size.size }}
Please select a size before adding to cart

Also Available On

{{ style.description }}
${{ priceForStyle(style) }}
View All Styles
Product Story
I don't eat food I completely devour it like a starving, rabid animal. Table manners just aren't a thing that I understand or will attempt. My only goal when I get a plate of eats in front of me is to put it in my stomach and that is absolutely it. So don't get mad if I don't adhere to your definition of table manners because I will be done eating quickly and be out of your hair.
Product Features
{{ currentStyle.long_description }}
Size Guide

{{ currentStyle.description }}

Please Note: Sizes Are Approximate

Click Here to view the complete size guide for all product styles.

Explore

;