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If You Can't Afford Appetizers You Can't Afford Me T-Shirt
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If You Can't Afford Appetizers You Can't Afford Me T-Shirt

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If you can't afford appetizers, then you can afford me! Be flirty and sassy with this funny, food lover's design. Now go find yourself someone who will take you out on a romantic date to Applebee's and who can afford a goddamn plate of mozzarella sticks!

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