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If You Can't Afford Appetizers You Can't Afford Me Baseball Tee
If You Can't Afford Appetizers You Can't Afford Me Baseball
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If You Can't Afford Appetizers You Can't Afford Me Baseball Tee

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If you can't afford appetizers, then you can afford me! Be flirty and sassy with this funny, food lover's design. Now go find yourself someone who will take you out on a romantic date to Applebee's and who can afford a goddamn plate of mozzarella sticks!

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Lara G.2018-09-12

Nice Shirt

Got as a gift for my friend. Arrived 1 day early. It's a nice, soft, decent quality shirt. Says he's made 2 friends through it already. 😂
Color athletic_gray_black
Size md
Laramie J.2018-09-08

As soft as it is cute!

I got it for my husband but I've laid claim to it was well. The maroon color is wonderful, a little bit redder than online in my opinion, so beautiful and soft. I first saw the design on Wish and assumed it was "borrowed" and found it here. Love it, thank you!
Color oatmeal_maroon
Size xl
Tessa S.2018-07-12

To big

Was very soft but came way to big.
Color Oatmeal / Maroon
Size x-large
Emily G.2018-05-17

The Lit Pit

My husband teaches English and calls his room the Lit Pit! Perfect shirt for him. Also so soft!
Color Athletic Gray / Navy
Size large
Jade C.2018-05-11

Fabulous RBG!

Very quickly received. Shirt is great quality, sift, and fits nicely. Can't wait to order another shirt!
Color athletic_gray_black
Size 3x
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