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But You're Not A Football Player Hoodie
But You're Not A Football Player Hoodie
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But You're Not A Football Player Hoodie

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This funny shirt features the phrase "I'd love to stay and chat but you're not a football player" and is perfect for lovers and fans of football, college sports, pop warner, the NFL, season tickets, tailgating, drinking beer, eating snacks, rooting for your favorite team, and hanging out with your friends on game day!

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This funny shirt features the phrase "I'd love to stay and chat but you're not a football player" and is perfect for lovers and fans of football, college sports, pop warner, the NFL, season tickets, tailgating, drinking beer, eating snacks, rooting for your favorite team, and hanging out with your friends on game day!
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