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But You're Not A Football Player T-Shirt
But You're Not A Football Player Tee
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But You're Not A Football Player T-Shirt

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This funny shirt features the phrase "I'd love to stay and chat but you're not a football player" and is perfect for lovers and fans of football, college sports, pop warner, the NFL, season tickets, tailgating, drinking beer, eating snacks, rooting for your favorite team, and hanging out with your friends on game day!

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This funny shirt features the phrase "I'd love to stay and chat but you're not a football player" and is perfect for lovers and fans of football, college sports, pop warner, the NFL, season tickets, tailgating, drinking beer, eating snacks, rooting for your favorite team, and hanging out with your friends on game day!
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This funny shirt features the phrase "I'd love to stay and chat but you're not a football player" and is perfect for lovers and fans of football, college sports, pop warner, the NFL, season tickets, tailgating, drinking beer, eating snacks, rooting for your favorite team, and hanging out with your friends on game day!

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Kathleen C.2019-05-22

Climate change

Absolutely love it. Fit is perfect. Like the material.
Color deep_pink
Size 2x
Sarah W.2019-05-21

Not very soft.

Kind of sad that this wasn't as soft as I'd like. Kind of scratchy, actually. But the message is great, so I'll wear it anyway. Hopefully it will soften with the next washings.
Color black
Size xl
Dorothy K.2019-05-19

Great text!

I love this t-shirt! Besides the text, which is outstanding, it’’s comfortable and looks durable! Thanks!
Color black
Size xl
Erin R.2019-05-19

I love pancakes. I love

I love pancakes. I love this shirt.
Color white
Size md
jethrine m.2019-05-17

Perfect

Got excatly what I wanted
Color athletic_gray
Size lg
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