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First Things First. I'm The Shortest T-Shirt
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First Things First. I'm The Shortest T-Shirt

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I'd just like to say, that first things first, I'n the shortest. Most of you probably say that you all are the realist but that just doesn't work for me. Real? I'm already know I'm real, but you guys can't handle being the shortest. I have to use my brain to get what I need in life, even if it's just the chips on the top shelf of the kitchen. So get with it, I'm the shortest.

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I'd just like to say, that first things first, I'n the shortest. Most of you probably say that you all are the realist but that just doesn't work for me. Real? I'm already know I'm real, but you guys can't handle being the shortest. I have to use my brain to get what I need in life, even if it's just the chips on the top shelf of the kitchen. So get with it, I'm the shortest.
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