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I'll Smile if I Want To! T-Shirt
I'll Smile if I Want To! Tee
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I'll Smile if I Want To! T-Shirt

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Don't tell me to smile. I will smile if I fucking want to! In fact, you just telling me to smile is making me want to even less. Your patriarchal presence is pissing me off so please leave me along and let me go on my way so MAYBE I will have something to smile about. After all, if you don't, you may just see the real dragon side of me and I will burn you to a crisp.

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Don't tell me to smile. I will smile if I fucking want to! In fact, you just telling me to smile is making me want to even less. Your patriarchal presence is pissing me off so please leave me along and let me go on my way so MAYBE I will have something to smile about. After all, if you don't, you may just see the real dragon side of me and I will burn you to a crisp.
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