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The Only Thing You Should Ever Assume About Me Is I Like Pizza Crewneck Sweatshirt
The Only Thing You Should Ever Assume About Me Is I Like Pizza Pullover
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The Only Thing You Should Ever Assume About Me Is I Like Pizza Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Don't let people assume to know your gender, sexuality, religion, life choices, anything. Just don't assume anything about anyone that's rude. Pizza is a great mediator because who doesn't like pizza? If people really can't themselves just give them a friendly reminder with this cute social justice shirt. Whether they meet you at a party, in a class, at the bar, on the beach, wherever, they should only assume you love pizza. Obviously because you do love pizza.

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Don't let people assume to know your gender, sexuality, religion, life choices, anything. Just don't assume anything about anyone that's rude. Pizza is a great mediator because who doesn't like pizza? If people really can't themselves just give them a friendly reminder with this cute social justice shirt. Whether they meet you at a party, in a class, at the bar, on the beach, wherever, they should only assume you love pizza. Obviously because you do love pizza.
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