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Literally Nothing Bad Can Happen To Me, I'm Like A White Male U.S. Senator Baseball Tee
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Feeling invincible has a lot to do with social status, Leslie Knope has it right. But sometimes everyone gets one of those days where they feel like they can punch life right in the face, whether it's with patriotism, love, sheer determination, or a literal fist.

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