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My Sexual Orientation Is Straight (To The Fridge Every Day) Tote Bag
My Sexual Orientation Is Straight (To The Fridge Every Day) Tote
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My Sexual Orientation Is Straight (To The Fridge Every Day) Tote Bag

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Oh yeah, I'm totally straight. When I'm hungry, I head straight for the fridge, and when I get the food, I head straight for the couch. It works out for everyone! Grab this ironic food design and let everyone know where your true love lies. (with pizza.)

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Oh yeah, I'm totally straight. When I'm hungry, I head straight for the fridge, and when I get the food, I head straight for the couch. It works out for everyone! Grab this ironic food design and let everyone know where your true love lies. (with pizza.)

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Our Tote Bags are made from poly-poplin fabric and feature a dye-sublimation print on the front and back of the bag. They are washable, hand-sewn with double stitched seams and stress points to ensure durability, and feature a 1" wide, 30" long cotton strap. Printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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