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I Don't Judge You by Your Grades. I Judge You by Your Favorite Book. Crewneck Sweatshirt
I Don't Judge You by Your Grades. I Judge You by Your Favorite Book. Pullover
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I Don't Judge You by Your Grades. I Judge You by Your Favorite Book. Crewneck Sweatshirt

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If you think I am judging you harshly about your intelligence, don't think it is because of your grades or the marks on a paper you wrote. I am judging you harshly because your favorite book is awful, literary GARBAGE. So realize this and make some better choices in your picks of fiction, otherwise prepare to be ignored or be sassed at.

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If you think I am judging you harshly about your intelligence, don't think it is because of your grades or the marks on a paper you wrote. I am judging you harshly because your favorite book is awful, literary GARBAGE. So realize this and make some better choices in your picks of fiction, otherwise prepare to be ignored or be sassed at.
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