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Pain For Breakfast Blanket
Pain For Breakfast Blanket
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Pain For Breakfast Blanket

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French people aren't weak, buddy. I'll have you know that the French are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast! They prefer to have their pain with a little fromage. This funny bilingual design will show your love for France and the French language and bring a smile to fellow francophiles, and will illicit a confused scowl to those who don't get it!

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French people aren't weak, buddy. I'll have you know that the French are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast! They prefer to have their pain with a little fromage. This funny bilingual design will show your love for France and the French language and bring a smile to fellow francophiles, and will illicit a confused scowl to those who don't get it!
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French people aren't weak, buddy. I'll have you know that the French are so hardcore they eat pain for breakfast! They prefer to have their pain with a little fromage. This funny bilingual design will show your love for France and the French language and bring a smile to fellow francophiles, and will illicit a confused scowl to those who don't get it!

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Our Throw Blanket is made from poly-fleece blend and features a single-sided dye-sublimation print. The unprinted, reverse side is a neutral off-white. Printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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Jonathan L.2018-10-05

Great Blanket

Awesome blanket! Showed up on time!
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Jonathan L.2018-09-17

Shining Blanket

Awesome and comfy blanket!
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rudy n.2018-09-03

Feels Good Looks Good

Looks amazing feels crazy soft i love it, wish I could order an even bigger one.
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