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Screw You Evolution For Not Making Me A Dragon Baby One-Piece
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Screw You, Evolution for not making me a Dragon! Of all of the things I could have evolved into, this was chosen? I would have much rather spent my days souring through the sky, torching villages with my fire breath, or napping on mountain tops.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsRay G.2019-05-21
You guys rock!
Thank you for a very smooth transaction and a great product. 😎👍🏼
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turquoise
Size
12mos
Monika V.2019-03-27
Onesies
Got them earlier than expected. They were a big hit at the party!
Color
turquoise
Size
12mos
L H.2019-03-23
5 stars
5 stars
Color
light_blue
Size
6mos
Ember C.2019-03-18
Perfect
It's exactly what I expected :)
Color
heathered_light_gray_rs
Size
6mos
Gustavo C.2019-03-16
Love it
Super cool and cute
Color
heathered_light_gray_rs
Size
6mos
Rosa R.2019-01-25
Loved it!
Loved it!
Color
heathered_light_gray_rs
Size
6mos
John B.2019-01-19
All is good
Quick and as promised. Nice garment.
Color
heathered_light_gray_rs
Size
18mos
Sherri H.2018-08-06
Mufasa Onsie
Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
Color
Heathered Light Gray
Size
6 months
Cecilia A.2018-08-04
I hella love it!
I can't wait until I see my grandson in it!
Color
Heathered Light Gray
Size
12 months
John R.2018-07-27
great service, small size
I was excited to find the "Thick Thighs Save Lives" merchandise that included baby onesies. Pricing was good, service was fast. Material seems to be good. The only problem I have is that the ladies medium t shirt is extremely small. When I first took it out of the package my first impression was that it looked more like a boys medium or at best a women's small. I needed it as a gift so I had to give it to my friend along with the info about exchanging it so hoping that she does. She is going to request a large and hope that it fits or is not too big. Not sure if this is typical or if a mistake but would recommend overall but be sure and check the sizing when it is received.
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Heathered Light Gray
Size
24 months
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