Screw You Evolution For Not Making Me A Dragon Baby One-Piece

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Screw You, Evolution for not making me a Dragon! Of all of the things I could have evolved into, this was chosen? I would have much rather spent my days souring through the sky, torching villages with my fire breath, or napping on mountain tops.