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I Gave Myself to Jesus But Now He Never Calls T-Shirt
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I Gave Myself to Jesus But Now He Never Calls T-Shirt

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Sometimes you meet a man who's so suave, handsome with the stigmata burned into his rough yet capable hands and you just can't control yourself. This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our Lord, Son of God, and the phrase "I gave myself to Jesus but now he never calls." This design is funny, humorous, irreverent, blasphemous, insulting, offensive, atheist, and agnostic.

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Sometimes you meet a man who's so suave, handsome with the stigmata burned into his rough yet capable hands and you just can't control yourself. This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our Lord, Son of God, and the phrase "I gave myself to Jesus but now he never calls." This design is funny, humorous, irreverent, blasphemous, insulting, offensive, atheist, and agnostic.
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