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I Want To Count Dollars Not Stars TShirt
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I Want To Count Dollars Not Stars TShirt

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Why does everyone gotta be so romantic and poetic? I'm sure you appreciate the gesture of stars, but lets be real, money could solve about 99% of your problems. Get real! This parody shirt is perfect for any realist. Perfect to wear to parties, and especially first dates so you're intentions are clear.

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