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I Want To Count Dollars Not Stars Hoodie
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsWhy does everyone gotta be so romantic and poetic? I'm sure you appreciate the gesture of stars, but lets be real, money could solve about 99% of your problems. Get real! This parody shirt is perfect for any realist. Perfect to wear to parties, and especially first dates so you're intentions are clear.
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Why does everyone gotta be so romantic and poetic? I'm sure you appreciate the gesture of stars, but lets be real, money could solve about 99% of your problems. Get real! This parody shirt is perfect for any realist. Perfect to wear to parties, and especially first dates so you're intentions are clear.Product Features
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({{ parseFloat(overall.avg).toFixed(1) }}) {{ overall.count }} ReviewsKaren W.2019-12-05
Great service and fast delivery
Great service and fast delivery
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athletic_gray
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md
Amanda J.2019-11-18
Omg
Omg did it keep me warm or what!!!!
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cardinal_red
Size
3x
Emily B.2019-09-25
Great sweatshirt
I bought this for my 16 year old son, and he loves it. Good quality and design looks exactly like photo.
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athletic_gray
Size
lg
Ellen I.2019-09-05
Fit and Comfortable
Perfect Fit and hella comfortable
Color
black
Size
md
Summer K.2019-08-01
Love the hoodie!
It was a little thinner then expected, but it’s crazy cute and super comfy!
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paula g.2019-07-21
Love this hoodie
Super soft and comfortable, my new favorite hoodie
Color
black
Size
lg
Anamaria J.2019-06-09
Perfect hoodie for my boyfriend,
Perfect hoodie for my boyfriend, he loved it!
Color
purple
Size
md
Sophia J.2019-05-13
Perfect!
The size, color and print were on point I’m so happy!
Color
purple
Size
xl
Darcelle H.2019-04-25
It’s probably my favorite sweatshirt
It’s probably my favorite sweatshirt now
Color
heathered_gray
Size
lg
Whitney R.2019-04-24
Great Customer Service!
I ordered a hoodie and when it arrived, there was some bleeding of the ink outside of the image. I contacted customer service, after 5 pm, and was responded to right away! They were super helpful and fixed the issue right away!!
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