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Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Crewneck Sweatshirt
Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Pullover
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Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Crewneck Sweatshirt

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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"

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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"
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