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Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Baseball Tee
Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Baseball
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Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Baseball Tee

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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"

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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"
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