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Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Baseball Tee
Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Baseball
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Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Baseball Tee

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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"

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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"
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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"

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Kristin S.2019-01-20

Bit snugger than I was

Bit snugger than I was expecting, but great quality
Color oatmeal_black
Size sm
Tisha P.2019-01-07

Shut your 🎶 shirt

Clever and funny , Good quality, fast shipping, my boyfriend Loves it👍
Color athletic_gray_black
Size md
Katelyn B.2019-01-06

Freddie Purrcury

We love cats, we love Freddie!!! Thankyou, ordered 3 different shirts, they are great!!! Lots of laughs from this site. Very likely to order much more!!!
Color athletic_gray_navy
Size md
Paivi R.2018-12-29

Bought it for my daughter.

Bought it for my daughter. She loves it!
Color oatmeal_black
Size md
Julie H.2018-12-23

very nice

Nice shirt, fit to size, and shipped in a reasonable time. Would definitely order again.
Color athletic_gray_black
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