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Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus T-Shirt
Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus Tee
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Celery is 90% Water So If I Walk on It I'd be 90% Jesus T-Shirt

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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"

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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"
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A little nerdy, a little blasphemous, a little sarcastic, a little scientific, this shirt has it all! This shirt features an illustration of Jesus, our lord and savior, the lamb of god, king of the jews and the phrase "Celery is 90% water so if I walk on it am I 90% Jesus?"

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Marti N.2019-01-09

Love the shirt!

I love it! The color is good, it’s printed well, and it fits as I expected.
Color pool
Size lg
Rochele M.2019-01-07

Awesome shirt

Awesome shirt
Color black
Size 2x
Laura R.2019-01-07

Huge

I ordered one for my son and one for my husband (in their respective sizes) and my son’s shirt was enormous. He will have to use it as a sleep shirt. The design is really cool, though.
Color athletic_gray
Size xl
Gregory S.2019-01-05

Very happy with this purchase.

Very happy with this purchase. Everything was as described and shipped on time.
Color black
Size 2x
Judy M.2019-01-04

Unique!

Great product... awesome customer service!
Color athletic_gray
Size 2x
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