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Your Body Is 65% Water And I'm Thirsty T-Shirts
Your Body Is 65% Water And I'm Thirsty Tee
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Your Body Is 65% Water And I'm Thirsty T-Shirts

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One of the greatest pick up lines comes from desperation, and when you're desperate.. you are thirsty. Thirst can be quenched when the human body is made up for 65 percent of water. So hit the bars, the gym, wherever you go to pick up someone, and don't forget "Your Body Is 65% Water And I'm Thirsty" shirt design.

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One of the greatest pick up lines comes from desperation, and when you're desperate.. you are thirsty. Thirst can be quenched when the human body is made up for 65 percent of water. So hit the bars, the gym, wherever you go to pick up someone, and don't forget "Your Body Is 65% Water And I'm Thirsty" shirt design.
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One of the greatest pick up lines comes from desperation, and when you're desperate.. you are thirsty. Thirst can be quenched when the human body is made up for 65 percent of water. So hit the bars, the gym, wherever you go to pick up someone, and don't forget "Your Body Is 65% Water And I'm Thirsty" shirt design.

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Brooke F.2020-11-30

Beautiful shirt!

And very fast shipping. Thank you!
Color black
Size lg
Kiera W.2020-11-28

good shipping time! nice quality

good shipping time! nice quality
Color black
Size lg
Joann G.2020-11-27

Great Product

Great product, excellent service. I would definitely shop here again!
Color athletic_gray
Size 3x
Melissa J.2020-11-27

True to size

True to size
Color black
Size xl
Candice B.2020-11-24

Great quality!

Great quality!
Color athletic_gray
Size md
Christopher E.2020-11-22

Gift for my sister

I bought this shirt for my sister who loves both toads and WV, for her birthday. She really likes it!
Color black
Size md
Jake M.2020-11-20

Great product

Good quality and came very quick. Will buy again!
Color dark_athletic_gray
Size md
Rachel B.2020-11-18

Awesome

Soft, whimsical, fast delivery. Love it!
Color dark_athletic_gray
Size 2x
Jaylynn C.2020-11-18

Love it

Love it
Color black
Size xl
Allison M.2020-11-16

Love!

I'm 5'4", about 130 pounds and ordered a small - probably could've gone to a medium, the small fits exactly right though! Great customer service, too.
Color dark_athletic_gray
Size sm
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