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Without Cetaceans My Life Has No Porpoise Crewneck Sweatshirt
Without Cetaceans My Life Has No Porpoise Pullover
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Without Cetaceans My Life Has No Porpoise Crewneck Sweatshirt

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Life without puns would be like an ocean without small beaked whales-- porpoise-less. Dolphins and other cetaceans are some of the smartest animals on the planet--show your respect with this cute science pun shirt and enjoy a healthy pun at the same time!

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Life without puns would be like an ocean without small beaked whales-- porpoise-less. Dolphins and other cetaceans are some of the smartest animals on the planet--show your respect with this cute science pun shirt and enjoy a healthy pun at the same time!
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Life without puns would be like an ocean without small beaked whales-- porpoise-less. Dolphins and other cetaceans are some of the smartest animals on the planet--show your respect with this cute science pun shirt and enjoy a healthy pun at the same time!

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Beth A.2019-01-14

Very comfortable!!

Very comfortable!!
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
Lauren H.2019-01-13

Love it! Normally wear one

Love it! Normally wear one size smaller. I recommend ordering up, but I also prefer my sweatshirts loose and slouchy.
Color heathered_oatmeal_ra
Size xl
Theresa F.2019-01-08

Perfect fit

Perfect fit
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size 3x
Allison S.2019-01-04

Super soft! So worth the

Super soft! So worth the money.
Color heathered_gray_aa
Size md
Martin E.2018-12-31

I've come to LookHuman again.

Love it, bought it for my in-law. She actually wears it!
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Size md
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