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I Don't drink, anything else but beer, gin, rum, tequila, whiskey, vodka, and shots, lots and lots of shots! Keep the party going with this funny, drinking shirt. Perfect to wear to parties, hanging out with friends drinking beers or taking shots and going to the club while drinking and dancing! Turn down for what! Let's party all the time!

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I Don't drink, anything else but beer, gin, rum, tequila, whiskey, vodka, and shots, lots and lots of shots! Keep the party going with this funny, drinking shirt. Perfect to wear to parties, hanging out with friends drinking beers or taking shots and going to the club while drinking and dancing! Turn down for what! Let's party all the time!
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