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If College Destroys Me, Delete My Browser History Tank Top
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Listen, I've got some... tabs... open. And if college finals should crush me into a fine pink paste, it would really mean a lot if you could close those without looking too close. And shut down my tumblr. And delete my internet history. And maybe dip my laptop in some bleach. Just to be sure. If you've got some fan fiction still kicking around in your cache and you haven't figured out how Incognito Mode works yet, this ironic school shirt is the one for you.
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