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Tardigrade Don't Care Totes
Tardigrade Don't Care Tote
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Tardigrade Don't Care Totes

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Tardigrade don't care! It just lives where it wants it doesn't give a shit! Oh you put in in boiling water? it's just gonna take that shit and not give a fuck about you! You wanna starve it? GOOD LUCK this nasty lump can live for 10 years and still eat some tiny ass algae or some shit. Show off the bad ass honey badger of the microbial world with this funny design!

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Tardigrade don't care! It just lives where it wants it doesn't give a shit! Oh you put in in boiling water? it's just gonna take that shit and not give a fuck about you! You wanna starve it? GOOD LUCK this nasty lump can live for 10 years and still eat some tiny ass algae or some shit. Show off the bad ass honey badger of the microbial world with this funny design!

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Cari B.2020-03-24

This was a gift, and

This was a gift, and she loved it!
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Constance L.2020-02-24

Gift

This was a gift to me. Totally appropriate and made me smile. No way to do better.
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Mishara M.2020-02-22

Very nice material, a good

Very nice material, a good size. Delivered on time and looks great
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Leslie C.2020-02-21

Love love love thus bag!!

This is a hilarious bag, very large & good quality.
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lauren s.2020-01-27

new purse

love the size (18 in), material is sturdy and easily wiped down
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James G.2019-12-08

High quality material

High quality material, and extremely well printed. Bag is quite spacious, this isn't one of those paper thin Shutterfly specials.
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Renee G.2019-11-08

Very pleased. Good quality!

Very pleased. Good quality! Just what I wanted.
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Janet M.2019-10-04

Lovely Ball Sack

My BFF and I share a special friendship, always filled with inappropriate joking around to release the stress and frustration of our family, children and our husbands, who are engineers. One thing we share is a love for knitting but since we are women, we don't have a sack to contain our balls. Now we do except our ball sack is smooth and odor free. The long straps make it easy to carry, even if your balls are too big or too heavy for any normal sack. So, if you have balls and you need a place to put them, this is a great sack.
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