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Adulthood Has Rules And I Do Not Know Them Baby One-Piece
Adulthood Has Rules And I Do Not Know Them Baby
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Yeah, I'm still buying Fruit Gushers and wine in the same shopping trip. No, I have no intention of changing that. If there are any rules to adulthood, I'm pretty sure that I know none of them and are constantly breaking most of them. But that's okay, you know? We all grow up differently, so you do you. If you're just out of school and tumbling helplessly into the scary adult world, grab this ironic design and wear your post-graduate existential panic with PRIDE.

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Yeah, I'm still buying Fruit Gushers and wine in the same shopping trip. No, I have no intention of changing that. If there are any rules to adulthood, I'm pretty sure that I know none of them and are constantly breaking most of them. But that's okay, you know? We all grow up differently, so you do you. If you're just out of school and tumbling helplessly into the scary adult world, grab this ironic design and wear your post-graduate existential panic with PRIDE.
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Sherri H.2018-08-06

Mufasa Onsie

Love this! Seems to be good quality -- cannot wait to see on my new grandson!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 6 months
Cecilia A.2018-08-04

I hella love it!

I can't wait until I see my grandson in it!
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 12 months
John R.2018-07-27

great service, small size

I was excited to find the "Thick Thighs Save Lives" merchandise that included baby onesies. Pricing was good, service was fast. Material seems to be good. The only problem I have is that the ladies medium t shirt is extremely small. When I first took it out of the package my first impression was that it looked more like a boys medium or at best a women's small. I needed it as a gift so I had to give it to my friend along with the info about exchanging it so hoping that she does. She is going to request a large and hope that it fits or is not too big. Not sure if this is typical or if a mistake but would recommend overall but be sure and check the sizing when it is received.
Color Heathered Light Gray
Size 24 months
Irma Z.2018-05-14

Cute

Cute, well made
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Size 6mos
Kevin P.2018-05-13

Evil Morty

My buddy’s wife is pregnant with a little evil Morty.
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Size 6mos
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