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Nothing For You, Whore Blanket
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Nothing For You, Whore Blanket

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Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!

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Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!
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Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!

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Our Throw Blanket is made from poly-fleece blend and features a single-sided dye-sublimation print. The unprinted, reverse side is a neutral off-white. Printed in the USA.{{ sku }}

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Jonathan L.2018-10-05

Great Blanket

Awesome blanket! Showed up on time!
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Jonathan L.2018-09-17

Shining Blanket

Awesome and comfy blanket!
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rudy n.2018-09-03

Feels Good Looks Good

Looks amazing feels crazy soft i love it, wish I could order an even bigger one.
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