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Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!

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Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!
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Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!

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Kalendra G.2021-01-14

It's nice!

The only thing I could complain about is that it has more of a fuzzy towel consistency, but it’s nice!
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JUSTIN C.2020-12-26

Pretty cool

The design looks great and the throw is warm.
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Lesly G.2020-12-18

Love it

So cute and super comfy
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Lacey R.2020-12-11

It’s really cute!

It’s really cute but after a cold wash and tumble dry it's a little wrinkly - otherwise, I like it!
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Bonnie W.2020-12-09

Soft and cuddly

Just like you'd want a blanket to feel.
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Erin D.2020-11-07

A great decision

Ordering was quick and easy. Blanket was decently priced and is super soft. Arrived on time and we'll packaged.
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Joseph M.2020-10-15

Excellent!

Excellent quality and service.
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Ciarra W.2020-09-09

Love my blanket

Cozy!!
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Sarah B.2020-08-30

Liked it

I thoroughly enjoy it. It was in perfect condition, no problems with the shipping. It’s a perfect size for the couch or a nice throw blanket for my bed (your typical throw blanket). And the design is exactly like it’s advertised. The way they printed it will make sure the design is long-lasting which I’m very happy about.
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Steven B.2020-08-28

Awesome opossum

The blanket is great, my husband will love it, as à bday gift.
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