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I Can't Afford A Real Vacation So I'm Gonna Get Drunk T-Shirt
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A little low on cash during spring break or summer vacation? Well, don't let that get you down. Even though all your friends are in Florida, South Carolina, or some other place that never had to see the snow, just remember this one thing. You can get drunk enough to forget that you aren't with them. Scrap together that couch change, buy a 12 or 24 pack of cheep beer and drink until you feel like you're with your pals.

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A little low on cash during spring break or summer vacation? Well, don't let that get you down. Even though all your friends are in Florida, South Carolina, or some other place that never had to see the snow, just remember this one thing. You can get drunk enough to forget that you aren't with them. Scrap together that couch change, buy a 12 or 24 pack of cheep beer and drink until you feel like you're with your pals.
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