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I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run)

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REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.

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REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.

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(4.6) 15 Reviews

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Cindy N.2018-10-05

It doesn't fit very well...

I can't believe how small these shirts run...I got the largest size they have...and it's still tight. It'll probably shrink in the wash...and that will be that. Since it's so difficult to find a woman's fitting tank with this slogan on it...I was backed into a corner to buy this. I won't buy it again. Fortunately, it was discounted.
Color white
Size 2x
Aimee C.2018-10-04

Runs Small

I ordered three shirts all in size medium. This one was very tight.
Color lavender
Size md
Joanna F.2018-08-12

Very happy

The price was great, the material is soft, and I love how it looks!
Color Lime
Size large
Julie C.2018-08-08

😁👍

So cute.....can’t wait to wear it on race day!!!!
Color Deep Pink
Size 2x-large
Tiffany W.2018-08-04

Love it!

Perfect! Just what I was looking for. Shipped quickly and looks great!
Color Black
Size medium
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