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I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) Crewneck Sweatshirt
I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) Pullover
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I'm Slower And Noisier Than A Dial-up Connection (But I Run) Crewneck Sweatshirt

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REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.

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REEEEEEEEE-CHHHHHHK. No, don't mind me, I'm just getting in my cardio all while sounding like I'm trying to dial into my Prodigy inbox. You may run slow as hell, but remember- no matter how slow you run, you're running way faster than the scrubs sitting on the couch. Whether you're at the gyms or on the trails, grab this funny fitness shirt and pay homage to those dark dark days of Early Internet.
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