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Step aside folks, I actually have no idea what I'm doing. This summer is going to be loaded with big loud things that go boom and make pretty colors. Be prepared! Grab this funny ironic shirt and let everyone know about your vast pyrotechnic skills. (Note: Always exercise caution when dealing with loud boomy things that make lots of colors.)

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Step aside folks, I actually have no idea what I'm doing. This summer is going to be loaded with big loud things that go boom and make pretty colors. Be prepared! Grab this funny ironic shirt and let everyone know about your vast pyrotechnic skills. (Note: Always exercise caution when dealing with loud boomy things that make lots of colors.)
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